Quick crickets and a cavalcade to conversate
I've been chewing on these thoughtful bars
So you can contemplate
This is where I came from
This is where I am now
I was wondering if you could lend a fuck
Cause I seem to have ran out
I'm exhausted
I wanted some time off, but
None of you seem genuine
You're all just after profit
I do it for the art, not the money
So just stop
This Tiny Tiger's here, and, like Crash
He's breaking boxes
Aputemega! I put on my aku aku mask
But it's really number 3
I see that you've absconded
I stand tall
You've got preposterous posture
I've got more magic to my words
Than a head wizard could conjure
I'll take you to the Wasteland
I control your fate, man
Welcome to the jungle bitch
I'm gonna blow off your fucking face, BLAM!
My ink is made from the blood of those
Who thought that they could write tighter
Now, I lay them down with ease
On my Chicago Typewriter
So I'm gonna say it not spray it
This ain't no counterfeit ramble
Fillet it, display it, hang it up on my mantle
Hit control A Delete, Rinse lather repeat
So stay on your feet
Cause it's a syllable scandal
Unmatched super spitting enterprise
When I enter the space
You're the Will Wheaton
I'm the Jonathan Frakes
Despite the Q Collective's
Dismal outlook on the race
I'd like tea, earl grey,
Hot when it's time to Engage
I've got moon dust lining
Up and down all the walls
They said that I'm dying
But I don't feel it at all
It's The Night of the Living Dummy
And I'm your ventriloquist, buddy
So Say Cheese and Die
I'll send a tingle up your spine
Welcome to the Dead House
I've always Wanted the Haunted Mask
My Monster Blood has you feeling
Like you're reading R.L. Stine
I'm a brick-breaking brewmaster
I take trees down with my fist
Explore a world of possibility
Quite creative in 8-bit
I spit stacks of books enchanting
Then I hear an evil hiss
But I'm ironclad in diamond
And I've been known to ride the pig
When it comes to matching talent
I say long time, no see
But my dinner's getting cold
And my time isn't free

Slow down Grasshopper
It's time to have a chat
I've been spitting up these thoughtless bars
To show you where I'm at
This is where I am now
This is where I came from
No one could care less right now
And I can't say that I blame them
I'm awake & alive and I'm ready to work
Panhandling for money, so I'll leave you in the dirt
At the cost of your integrity
So tell me what is it worth?
This Ripper Roo could defeat you
Even at worse than my worst
Agematupa!
I'll put on the Uka Uka mask
Cause I'm never late to battle
In fact I'm often there first
I look down
On your outrageous outlook
I've got the magic words
Because I wrote the whole spellbook
I've found an Oasis
And a tree man with faces
It was Paradise City
But when I killed him, it faded
My quill can scribe well
And, if asked, it will draw blood.
It's sharp & quick, it lays in thick
Just like a Tommy Gun
So say what you want to say
I'm betting your Benji's are fake
You're sinking your teeth in
But, I'm driving the stake
Delete the control
Repeat & Patrol
Cause your feet, heart, and soul know
A scandal's all that you can make
You're unversed still starting
And yet you enter for the prize
You put on your red shirt
But, you wonder who dies
After my ethereal light shines
I would have to advise
A visor for your eyes
It's so bright that it could blind
I've got lemons from life
So I made a grenade
And I burned down the houses
That Black Mesa made
I'm a nightmare on Elm Street
Freddy's crushing your dreams
I bet ghostface makes you Scream
So let's just say I'm Jason
And you're the screaming teen on Friday the 13th
But on Halloween
I'm more like Michael Myers
You're the frightened Jamie Lee
I'm a hash plant harvester
Taking trees down is my shit
Pioneering possibilities
To keep the world from getting sick
I swallow the jagged pill
Of societies jaded fits
But Kush is my cologne
And I've got no reason to quit
When it comes to measuring skill
I don't think you can rhyme
Although it's been a long rough sea
I really have no time