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Verses (The Crash Collective)

from fahr​-​uhn​-​hayt & sel​-​see​-​uhs by Tiny Tiger

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All guys are after just one thing
Not me, does that make me a different breed?
Perverted maybe, you know you are my lady
Not my baby, not my object of lust until we trust each other
Cause trust is a must when we're becoming lovers
If i invite you under the covers,
You know I have a love for you that is like no other,
Like the love from a mother.
It's unconditional, though I'm a bit traditional
Somewhat unconventional, just pay attention
R E S P E C T, these gentleman and me
Will show you what it means to live without misogyny.
Maybe we can make you see we never hit it and quit it,
So get it out of your head. Chilvalry's not dead
There are still knights who will fight to be exemplary
Men are ALMOST all the same, we're just the black sheep.

A lot of guys say, Ladies, if you like to fuck
You're a lady of the night
I say if you like to fuck,
It's your God Damn Vagina given right
Let's fucking break it down right now!
Every Ho is a special Ho
And she got a story that you need to know
I know that shit cause I'm in the know
Girls, don't let them feelings show
Cause I plant my love and I let it grow
I'd never disrespect everything my mother does for me
Never disrespect a hoe who'll lose her clothes for me
Just cause I have manners beyond measure
Doesn't mean I can't give you maximum pleasure
I'm super duper nice, but my dicks not a gonner
I'm gonna get you off girl, Scout's Honor
She choked on the cannon and she do the twerk
She finish, turn around, and I say nice work!
I'm a very generous tipper to all the strippers
Patriarch's the only one who call me Jack the Ripper
When it comes to manners, I'm a robot trucker
I'm nice to girls even when they ain't hot mother fucker!

Chivalry is not dead, so give the gentleman a chance...

Ladies...
Listen up, we at it again.

Many women idolize all the lies from the guys
They say they despise, please give me another try.
I'll pull out your chair for you, be there for you, and care for you
Something that I'll never do is be deceiptfull or untrue
Throw my jacket on the ground and walk beside the street.
Open up your doors now, and show you chivalry.
A gentleman's blessing is a gentleman's curse.
I feel lik cellophane or a windowpane, I fear the worst.
That you'll end up with a guy that doesn't care and doesn't listen,
After you two settle down expects you to be kissin
His ass as he becomes crude and crass
Don't give him no sass, no class, just a past
Full of regrets, and I bet you could have don't better
Spending your whole life looking for brighter weather
Well, here comest he sun, no more cloudy days
No more rain drops leaving streaks on your face
I'm your escape, almost like fate gave you good grace
Knowing full well that you deserve to get out of this place
So, take my hand, underst& I'm not any other man
You can trust my preparation for the lack of seperation
Tell you that you are the best, treat you like a princess
Nuzzle up in my chest, I know you'll find your home
Forever is forever in this endeavor
And I'll never leave you, and I know you'll never be alone.

I slip into the abyss of my own faith, inescapable
We live in a time where it seems manners are unavailable
We're the horsemen of our generation, joust in armor
We look up to honorable soldiers, like McArthur
Trump for a melodrama, call it what you want
But, Ladies and Gentleman, not all hope is lost
My cerebelum tickles with emphasis on the ellegance
I represent the elephant in the room, a mere gentleman
When arrogance is present, I'll investigate the evidence
It's more than about respect for women, it's about benevolence
Nobody's perfect, I'm more than a few hiccups
Sip that wicked liquid, and been the fucking victim
But, I'll get up and redeem from this sickness
It's sick the world we live in. Liars, cheaters, and hypocrites
I'm guilty as well, taking everything for granted
I feel out of place, like a tile mismatched
But, if you were born with gentle blood
Wearing heart on your sleeves with your blood pressure up
Congratulations!
I bet you feel like you had been born in the wrong generation
Or centuury, try the 10th. Where the women
Were treated better and the born weak were protected
I'm infected with the will to never forge or give up
I'm on a corny buzz with that courtly love

Whoa!

It's getting harder and harder to stick to my guns
Your stickin to the trigger finger, figure you can leave her
Fucking for fun is fine and games and all until someone gets hurt
And this person won't see me looking any different than one of those jerks

It's not the surface you should be searching
Purging into my personality putting
Your impressions aside for the truth, now

I hope you can see in this sea of fool's gold
There's still a spec of respect, Look close
Identify the pyrite, and I'm out

credits

from fahr​-​uhn​-​hayt & sel​-​see​-​uhs, released December 14, 2016
Jackson Banks (Goo Goo Ganja of Rumble Gums)
Cory Christopherson (Artless)

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